F*$# the NY Marathon

Can I just say how much I hate the New York Marathon? Not only do I have to feel bad about myself because I'm invariably sucking down vodkas and whippets while people are running this ridiculously long race, but also it COMPLETELY OBSTRUCTS TRAFFIC when I have to ride the heinous 2nd Avenue bus downtown. OUTRAGEOUS! Let me just say, following today I feel that we need to have a hand-eye coordination and basic intelligence test - as well as an age limit and handicap ban - for anyone riding the bus system. No, no - that's all I have to say.

~Clairee